Friday Vampires NOW!

 A Manifesto

Join The Land to the Sky  Join The Sky to The Land

 

(Translated from partial radio broadcasts, unearthed in Welsh quarries,

n.b some had been corrupted by an old episode of 'Blakes 7' 

 

Create !  

     Make what you can. It is the only way to defeat  the slop and take back the future we lost

Can the internet be free again?

The Friday Vampires aim to be the antonym to the 'Numbening' , The Numbening (sometimes nummer ning) is the phenomena of nothing feeling caused by the working weeks refusal to shrink the way it was supposed to. The endless doom scroll and the general enshitification of modern life.  As one anonymous faceless Friday put it:

               "Tech Bro's will destroy us all . we will end up loading the trucks and changing the nuts and bolts for the machines that do                     all our thinking... aarrrfghh I don't like the working week never be in too much of a hurry to grow up nnnngh .. Black                             Sabbath"

The Friday Vampires goal is to create  Sensitive, Responsive, Fragile, Feeling. feeling 

(fragile not in a delicate sense, more in an empathetic sense) 

Through Embracing Ritual and Cultural Celebration.

A process tentatively known as:

Resensive  Frangible Collectivism

or 'Duoriginal  Feeling' for short

We will not get the tomorrow we imagine. But imagining a tomorrow the only way to get any tomorrow at all

dystopias don't count.

 

Here are some autosuggested guidelines. 

Be aware these will change dramatically fairly regularly,   Check  all day Breakfast Menus for updates 

 

• No Panic  Only Despair,      Stay Calm

• May the road rise with you

• Have a heart that belongs in a pre 1980s world and an aesthetic that suggests the 90s never happened

• Defend the public library at all costs

• Cherish the BBC

• Never believe a documentary about Punk Rock or Rave (especially if made by the BBC)

• Neither early adopter or 'luddite' be 

• LESS WORK  MORE FRIENDS

• The more open tabs on your browser, the more love in your life

• Ridicule is nothing to be scared of 

• Change your Mind

• Time is not Linear

• Top of the Pops  < 

• No change is possible without the rejection of Oasis

• Be pretentious

• Be polite

• Context

• DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES ATTEMPT TO FOLLOW THIS MANIFESTO